Free write

here ye here ye screamed the billy yank. Dun diddly skidley, you are all invited to my mmmmm.. dun skittles wedding. DUN DIDDLY SKITTLEY screamed the crowed! They had uh dun diddly never been more excited in their Dun diddly skidley life. Then out of know where a chicken ran across the field! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! it Dun diddly skidley screeched. The billy yank grabbed the chicken, put his nose up to his beak and screamed as loud as he could...... Dun diddly skidley BAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the Dun diddly skidley chicken bawked back at him, then bit him. A few seconds later the billy yank died. Therefore making the chicken the new billy yank. Everybody from that day forward created a language called bawk talk.